We're sorry, Star, but the Hoarder's television show has upped the ante. There's messy, there's cluttered, there's owning way too much shit, and then there's hoarding.
What we have here is a bunch of stuff. OK, too much of it. And mocking Lindsay Lohan is practically a full-time job around here. But those boxes with the photographs of shoes?
Are we inconsistent if we admit to a teeny twinge of jealousy?
