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Mar
19

Demi Moore is buying a stairway to Heaven

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Demi Moore must be kind of sick of posing for nude pictures.

Even semi-nude pictures appear to have lost their charm.

The symbolism of the giant V on Demi's va-jay-jay completely eludes us.

Maybe it's because she wants to divert attention away from that whole "they Photoshopped her hips away" scandal of Fall, 2009, but she seems more interested in oversized props these days.

Like a giraffe. The spiral staircase. AND THOSE SHOES.
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Credits: Animated W magazine covers courtesy of boingboing; Harper's Bazaar cover courtesy of Ms. Moore's twitter account.

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Nov
20

Don't go away, Mad

Poppy Buxom

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It's been a long time since we opened a Mad magazine. After all, we're not exactly their target demographic.

But when we heard that they picked the canonization of Michael Jackson as the Number 1 Stupid Thing of 2009, we had to take a peek. And this is what we saw.

Saint Michael of Neverland

Son of Joseph, Heavenly Moonwalker

Thou shalt be remembered always as the singer of songs--the dancer of dances--

and not as the changer of noses, the dangler of infants, the toucher of children.

For thou hast proclaimed thineself the King of Pop--

and thou shalt be remembered thusly.

May all who forsake you suffer a fate worse than Tito's solo career,

for thine life will be everlasting through the endless reissuing and

exploitation of thine earthly works. Amen. Shamon.

So tell us. Funny? Or two very sequined thumbs down?

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