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Rumor has it that former boy toy Jesus Luz gave Madge the kiss-off.
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Rumor also has it that she has another romantic relationship in mind.

Allow us to introduce you to model/actor/younger man Jon Kortajarena. He's a tall, dark Spanish male model who's less than half her age. Basically, he could pass for Jesus Luz. At least, in a dim light:
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Jon Kortajarena with an old bag

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Shoeless Jon Kortajarena

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We can almost hear Madge murmuring "Stubble, stubble / Toil and trouble"

What do you think? Yummy? Or is this a case of Coke/Pepsi, i.e., most people won't be able to tell Jon from Jesus?
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Photos courtesy of DListed

We love Madge. Sure, she's a self-important, egotistical old blow-hard. But we're loyal. She was cranking out fun dance music when we were young and cute, so we have a soft spot for her.

But this cougar routine of hers is getting embarrassing.

Jesus Luz and Madonna

It's not enough that Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz (22) has moved in to her Upper West Side home and lives there with Madge (50), Lourdes (12) Rocco (8) and David (3). That's OK. After all, lots of families in that income bracket have an au pair.

But now Madonna and Jesus are going to have a not-actually-legally-binding Kabbalah "commitment ceremony." You know, because in hidebound, reactionary New York State, it's legal for a single, heterosexual woman to marry a single, heterosexual man.

Madge and Jesus Luz

But why get married? Been there/done that. Why not have somebody recite some not-legally-binding mystical mumbo-jumbo to make things look sort of semi-respectable, in case you want to adopt some more kids? And no need to worry about pre-nups or messy, expensive divorce proceedings.

So the question on everyone's mind is: will the not-really-a-bride wear white?

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P.S. Great minds think alike: Lourdes calls Jesus "the babysitter." We expect great things from that one.

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