According to DListed, both ABC and Fox had problems with this advertisement for Lane Bryant underwear. ABC felt "the cleavage of the plus-size models ... was excessive."
And yet, these are the same clowns who feel free to feature "breasts" like these in their programming:
Note to Hollywood: there's an easy, inexpensive, safe, natural-looking, non-invasive way to increase breast size. It's called eating.
What is it with female Disney stars these day? Was Haley Mills like this? How about girl who played Jane Banks in Mary Poppins? Did she go all wild child as soon as she reached puberty? We think not.
Anyway. We've sat through the trailer for Machete a couple of times. Machete is the film in which Lindsay Lohan finally makes her come back. But we can't tell who should be more offended by it. Mexicans? Motorcyclists? Catholics? Anyone whose last name is Lohan?
At 1:40, that's 23-year-old Lilo cozying up to 65-year-old Danny Tejo. Honestly. How vomit-y can you get?
We're pretty sure Machete won't be shown at the Venice Film Festival, but if it were, Cheech Marin would deserve an award of some kind. His portrayal of a ruthless gun-toting priest is the most realistic thing in the film. On top of that, he didn't burst out laughing during any of his scenes--and we hear he has a pretty good sense of humor.
Machete goes direct to video premieres on April 10. In protest, we plan to stay at home watching our video of The Parent Trap.
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