People have been making snarky comments about Kate's son Ryder's long hair for a long time. Hell, we've been doing it ourselves.
Photo courtesy of People
So why'd she decide to have it cut short now?
Could it be ...
that she's trying to deflect attention from her boob job?
Photo courtesy of Us Magazine.
You've watched beauty pageants on TV, right? Well yesterday, when Balloon Boy's dad won our BAD DAD o' the Week award, Pop Wino was probably all crying and fake-applauding, like the Mr. Congeniality he is.
Because he just won First Runner Up.
Check out the rack on her! Oh, whoops ... that's my daughter.
Yesterday, a reporter asked Pop Wino how Amy was doing. You know, the daughter who goes in and out of rehab so often that the clinic's installing a revolving door? Here's what he said:
Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn't have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic.
Call us judgmental, but we disapprove of fathers who talk about their daughter's breasts. We were completely grossed out that time that Joe Simpson gushed about Jessica's boobs.
And while we admit that Amy looks better than she used to
she still doesn't look as good as her Madame Tussaud replica.
Quick--which one is the dummy?
We predict that Mitch is going to start angling for a boob job for the dummy any minute now.
