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Way back in the dawn of time, i.e., 1985, the Prince and Princess of Wales (Chuck and Di) attended a state dinner at the Reagan White House. The princess allowed as how she'd always wanted to dance with John Travolta.

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And so she did.

Flash forward 25 years. Princess Diana is dead. Her former husband is remarried to his skank former mistress. Most heartbreaking of all, Prince William, the heir to the heir to the throne, once merely balding

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seems to be taking hair style tips

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from John Travolta.

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Which naturally leaves us wondering--how's his dancing?

You know Fountains of Wayne's song "Stacey's Mom", about the mother of a teenage girl, who in spite of the mini van, chaperone duties, start of crow's feet around the eyes, and sensible haircut still had "got it goin' on"?

Having divorced and fleeced a Beatle, we're confident no one will ever write a song like that about Heather Mills, especially with this new mom 'do.


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