Results tagged “bad hair day” from Mamarazzi

along comes some proof that we're actually not aging all that badly.

To illustrate our point, we offer a photograph of the Moonstruck-era Nicolas Cage

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Now, you're all probably too young to remember an old hair dye commercial in which the pretty young spokeswoman declares "If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a blonde!"

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Apparently, Nicolas Cage got as far as "If I have only one life to live, let me live it as," whereupon he became confused, grabbed a Magic Eight Ball and concluded:

a) the skeleton in Donald Trump's dressing room

b) the stuff they swept off the floor of Britney's hair salon

c) Misty of Chincoteague's tail.

d) ask again later

e) all of the above.

Actually, we're not sure what that mess is supposed to be. Any ideas?

Way back in the dawn of time, i.e., 1985, the Prince and Princess of Wales (Chuck and Di) attended a state dinner at the Reagan White House. The princess allowed as how she'd always wanted to dance with John Travolta.

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And so she did.

Flash forward 25 years. Princess Diana is dead. Her former husband is remarried to his skank former mistress. Most heartbreaking of all, Prince William, the heir to the heir to the throne, once merely balding

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seems to be taking hair style tips

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from John Travolta.

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Which naturally leaves us wondering--how's his dancing?

Heather Mills 02/25/2009

Everybody's favorite birdbrain Heather Mills cut her signature long hair quite short recently. We think her new hairstyle is for the birds.

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sulfur crested cockaoo in flight
Photo: scuze a me

Our apologies, cockatoos. We love and respect you and didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.

Rogue, the Shiba Inu
Yes, typically we limit our bitching to human parents, but today we're going cross species. See, we saw one of our favorite famous parents on TV the other day: Rogue, the biological father of last fall's internet sensation, the Live Puppy Cam Shiba Inu Puppies!
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Rogue competed in the ultra-prestigious Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. We couldn't help but admire his extraordinarily groomed strawberry blonde fur. In fact, we covet it.
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So, it seems, does his human mom, who appears to be wearing a stylish wig made of Rogue's trimmings.
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Sorry, but we couldn't help but unleash our inner bitches.

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