Results tagged “baby weight” from Mamarazzi

Sometimes

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it's really hard

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for new fathers

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to get their figures back.

Thank God for J-Lo. She discovered how to get her figure back after she had her babies, and she's willing to share.

So what are her secrets?

She says she had to "diet and work out a lot."

What brilliance! What an epiphany! Alert the Nobel committee!

But actually ... we don't think it was really that simple. In fact, we have a different theory.

Remember how scrawny Marc Anorexic looked when J Lo was pregnant and looking a little not-size-zero-ish?

J-Lo and Skeletor
J-Lo and Skeletor
J-Lo and Skeletor

Well, Skeletor is actually looking half-way decent these days.

J-Lo and Skeletor

OK, except for the clothes. The point is now that J-Lo's back in shape, Mark Anorexic is actually looking pretty good not quite as scary.

So that whole "diet and exercise" story of J-Lo's? Complete nonsense. Everyone knows that diet and exercise don't work. That's just her cover story.

Obviously, they lipo'd the fat off of J-Lo and shot it into Skeletor.

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