Results tagged “Suri Cruise” from Mamarazzi
The addition of tights to never-nudes was daring choice, but Suri realized Mama was missing this season's must-have accessory and only she could help her.
She might look like a cute-but-ordinary three-year-old to you, but Katie Holmes told reporters that daughter Suri is"spectacular" and "magical".
We're impressed by her ability to walk in heels at such a young age, but just because a cosmetic bag starts out holding a tube of Cherry Chapstick and ends up filled with thousands of dollars of lip product doesn't mean a child has spectacular magicalness. It means you should have watched her a bit more carefully when you were in Sephora.
The Mamarazzi moms spend $1 million on t-shirts!!!
Guess what? We're lying.
OK, we actually do have a bunch of Mamarazzi t-shirts, courtesy of the lovely Kristin at Baby Brewing. Want a peek? Here's the design:
They're white cotton, fitted, with the design in dark red. To match the website. But they didn't cost anywhere near $3 million. How could they? They're t-shirts.
What brought this on? The following headline in The Daily Mail:
Little Miss Precocious: The Cruises' designer daughter Suri, the three-year-old with a million-dollar wardrobe
With a headline like that, how can you not click? We had to see. Sure, we had to see these fabulous clothes, but we also wanted to check the Daily Mail's journalistic know-how.
How did they come up with the million dollar figure? Did they interview shop owners? Sneak into designer baby boutiques and peek at the price tags? Bribe the nanny? Go through the Cruise's trash and collect receipts? Call up Katie Holmes and ask?
Well, guess what. We read through the entire article and found zip. They offered no evidence at all. Go ahead. Read it yourself.
While you're at it, study the pictures. Does that look like a million dollar worth of clothes?
Not yet it doesn't. But with a little photoshopping ...
she looks like a million bucks now!
Sep
23
23
Reaching New Heights
Ordinarily, we'd be all up in arms over a wee three year old tottering around town in kitten heels
because as grown women, we're very aware the dangers of heels + sidewalk cracks.
However, we're feeling charitable today, as it's clear that Miss Suri is just being her father's daughter.
Apr
08
08
GeeNeeUz!
Wow, that million dollars spent on advanced lessons for a two-year-old seems to have been a great investment!
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