We've always wondered why Shauna Sand wears lucite platforms everywhere she goes.
Well, that's an exaggeration. We realize she does it because she has delusions of sexiness.
All that bikini bottom needs is two strips of bacon and some maple syrup.
But to the beach? On the sand? How hot can that sand be? (For that matter, how hot can that Sand be? Hee! A pun! You're welcome.)
Anyway, we figured it out. Shauna is being practical. Look what the beach has done to her Vuitton bag. Here it is on the website:
and here's Shauna's:
She is obviously very hard on her clothes. We didn't realize it before because she wears so few, but it must be true. As the detectives always say, "it's the only explanation that makes sense."
She wears the stripper shoes because she's hard on her shoes, and plastic shoes are practical. You can take them to the beach, out in the mud, even cover them with lube--they hose right down and are good as new!
But honestly. To the beach?
Somebody needs to tell her about Crocs.
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Photos courtesy of MK at DListed, except for the shot of the Vuitton bag, which was from Portero
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