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Dec
17

Q: Botox®? A: No-tox!

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Dear Mamarazzi,

It's holiday party season and I desperately need makeup advice. To hide my wrinkles, I've been using a tub of Dap® spackle but it tends to fall off in chunks right into my eggnog.

Should I try Botox?

- Dusty

Dear Dusty,

We Mamas highly recommend the old school approach to wrinkles: Embrace them! Show the world that you've weathered the highs and lows of life. Let the kiddies know that you've been there. And back.

BUT. If you must, go easy on the Botox. And don't mix Botox with Dap.

Behold the heartbreaking mix of dried spackle on a face so numb with Botox, the poor insecure soul couldn't even feel the Dap on her frozen solid face.

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Smoochies,
Mamarazzi

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Nov
27

It's a celebrity fashion show! It's Thanksgiving dinner! It's both!

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Here's a day-after-Thanksgiving treat for you: a costume party where celebrities come dressed as part of a Thanksgiving dinner.

Here's Katy Perry

as a couple of slices of breast meat

Rihanna's hair

as the sweet potatoes

Jon Gosselin's midsection

as a Jell-O mold

Rihanna's right thigh

as a drumstick

Fergie

as a can of cranberry sauce

Adam Lambert

as a relish tray

or maybe just a pickle in his pocket, if you get our drift

Janet Jackson

as the stuffing

Nicole Kidman

as the tablecloth your mother forgot to iron

Courtney Love

as a hangover

and Kanye West

as the turkey.

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Sep
09

Oh, We Can Tell Now: This One Isn't Wearing Lifts!

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Susie Sunshine

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Everyone deserves love.

However, when the 2nd love starts to closely resemble the 1st, you may want to coax him back to a beachy blonde, lest your children get all confused.

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