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Helen Mirren, who pioneered female sexuality in mainstream films back in the sixties, recently told New York Magazine:

"I'm thrilled young girls are claiming their sexuality for themselves. I love bold women: Madonna and Scarlett Johansson--sexy and gorgeous, but not only that. And Miley Cyrus--fantastic! ...My girls: Miley, Scarlett, Lady Gaga. My team ... Yes."

Helen, here's the claim the tween Hannah Montana set's buying (as shown on breakfast time TV):

The lyrics?

For those who don't know me, I can get a bit crazy
Have to get my way, 24 hours a day
'Cause I'm hot like that. (Note: Cue boob grab.)

I can't be tamed, I can't be saved
I can't be blamed, I can't, can't
I can't be tamed, I can't be changed
I can't be saved, I can't be (can't be)
I can't be tamed

See, Helen's not a parent. Being a parent forces you to revisit and re-evaluate your thoughts on everything from breast feeding to breast groping. We think there's a difference between being sexual and selling yourself as a nympho sex toy.

We think that claiming your sexuality is essential and healthy.

Acting like your own pimp? Ummmm... no. No. NO.

Helen, we love the way children of the 60's let their freak flag fly. What's going on with Miley Cyrus is WAY too freaky. Especially when little girls, um, look up to 17 year olds who think that claiming their sexuality means emulating Charo in her granny's unfortunately ill-fitting undies.

"My mom was on set," Miley Cyrus said of her edgy new video. "And my dad loves it, because I think my dad was thinking I was a little crazy as I was writing it. When you see it, they were so proud of the treatment I came up with."

All Mamarazzi is thinking is how extremely awkward viewing a seventeen-year-old's version of "sexy" is.

America's current Teen Queen (until the Disney machine has her permanently replaced by Selena Gomez) Miley Cyrus was interviewed in Dublin last week local talk show, Xpose, during which is proceeded to chastise both Madonna and Angelina Jolie for "parading their kids" in front of the public eye... Miley, "really disagrees with it as the children have no say."

Which, ok. Sure Miley. Go ahead and climb up on that high horse and remind Madonna and Angelina that they should hole those kids of theirs up and stick to Internet shopping and whatever and you'll just continue to swivel your (minor aged) hips around in booty shorts and whatever, but um... Mamarazzi can't help but wonder, what with your Stand on Permission and all, about this little gem you posted on your website last week... you know, the video of your 9 year old sister dancing to "Smack This":

While Mamarazzi surely hopes you (or your parents) received Noah's written consent (and let's face it, Noah is headed down Disaster Lane) Mamarazzi would also like to take a moment to remind you that people who live in Disney houses of glass with Billy Ray Cyrus shouldn't throw stones.

The holidays are a time of year when even non-musical families find themselves belting out "Deck the Halls" when the mood is right and the eggnog properly spiked.

So just imagine what must transpire when music-industry families gather with friends and loved ones!
Take the Cyrus family: what sort of lyrical loveliness is created when Achey Breaky Papa Billy Ray, tween sensation Miley, and poptart-in-training Noah join hands and gather around the fireplace?

Dear Billy Ray:

Are you mental, or do you just think we're forgetful?

Let us help you out here; we're not forgetful. We remember your dumb-ass Achy Breaky Heart song and the mullet that went with it.

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We remember the the nude picture of Miley that showed up in Vanity Fair. And the provocative father/daughter shots of you and Miley.

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Not to mention Miley's MySpace self-portraits.

Complete with duck lips.

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We even remember hearing about you telling Miley to get back on twitter. (Tell us why again? Because she wasn't getting enough publicity?)

But now? Now your nine-year old daughter goes to a Halloween party dressed as ... what is this, anyway? A Hoochie Witch?

Whatever it is, it's bad. So guess what? You just won the Mamarazzi "Bad Dad o' the week" award.

(But don't get excited. It's only Monday. Some other idiot might screw up before Friday.)

Now please get lost. And take your soul patch with you.

The Mamarazzi