Results tagged “Mariah Carey” from Mamarazzi

Aug
25

Mini Mimi?

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Hold on tight to those Hello Kitty collections, folks.

Word on the street is that Ms. Mariah Carey is with child.

Congratulations! If it's a boy, we sure hope the little dude likes pink and glitter and rainbows!

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Looking Sharp
Photo: Pacific Coast News

"Mariah Carey Swaps Stilettos for Sweatpants (and Aprons) at Home"
-- People.com

"Mariah Carey Forgot to Lose the Stilettos and Should Have Remembered the Apron" -- Mamarazzi.org

And, um, Mimi sweetheart, take a tip from Hubby Nick: If you must wear trailer park fashion, buy it two sizes too big, not three sizes too small.

You know, most of us would grab the statue and get off the stage as quickly and vertically as we could. But Mariah's different from us. For one thing, she remained vertical, probably thanks to her stiff tube gown. We're taking note of that for our next awards gala.

If you can handle the whole six minutes of Mariah's train wreck, here's the whole speech.

So, which do you like better, Mariah's mess or Joaquin Phoenix's oddball performance on Letterman?

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