OK, we were kidding. He's not in the hospital. But he has been spewing again--this time at Lindsay's significant other, Samantha Ronson.
And it gets worse. He's doing it on his blog.
That's right, folks. If you're curious, you can go straight to Michael Lohan's blog and see it all. The pictures of him with Lindsay. The pictures of him without Lindsay. His schedule. His vlog. (Which appears to be entirely made up of eerily lit footage of him asking "Is this thing working?")
Here's Thursday's rant about Samantha Ronson:
I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.
Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha.
Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren't just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!
Ohhhh kaaaay. We get it. SaMANtha isn't your idea of a perfect daughter-in-law. Thanks for sharing. Because we've learned something today. It doesn't take a village to raise a child; it takes the entire internet. So internet, get off your lazy butts and HELP LINDSAY.
Oh, and internet? Before you go off and save Lindsay?
You really need to check out Michael's blog.
It has autoplay music.
Don't you wish you had a fame-whore dad who was that cool?
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