The addition of tights to never-nudes was daring choice, but Suri realized Mama was missing this season's must-have accessory and only she could help her.
Results tagged “Katie Holmes” from Mamarazzi
She might look like a cute-but-ordinary three-year-old to you, but Katie Holmes told reporters that daughter Suri is"spectacular" and "magical".
We're impressed by her ability to walk in heels at such a young age, but just because a cosmetic bag starts out holding a tube of Cherry Chapstick and ends up filled with thousands of dollars of lip product doesn't mean a child has spectacular magicalness. It means you should have watched her a bit more carefully when you were in Sephora.
Nov
26
26
We Are Thankful.
Today, in case you hadn't noticed, is Thanksgiving and we at Mamarazzi have a lot to be thankful for. And because we're not bee-yatches all the time, we're thankful for nice stuff such as our families, friends, good health and good food on the table (Thanksgiving take-out? Don't mind if we do!).
We are extremely thankful that we're not married to Tom Cruise. We have enough crazy in our lives without being married to a loon who thinks he's the cock of the walk.
We're pulling on a wishbone, hoping that Ali Lohan stops looking like she's 40 and please, please, please continues looking like the 15 year old chick she is.
Lastly, we are thankful that our moms and paramount female role models aren't Shauna Sand. This reminds us: For Thanksgiving, we prefer all-natural, organic turkey breasts.
Katie Holmes is now officially Xenu's fashion muse.
The current Mrs. Tom Cruise has designed the new uniforms for staff members of "Ideal Org", the term for those Scientology churches functioning most closely in accordance with directives laid out by cult founder L Ron Hubbard. You know, Orthodox Scientologists. Like the ones at the Scientology Celebrity Center in Hollywood.
Oooo, look! Saucy accessories!
According to Scientology.com, "In its entirety, the uniform embodies the essence of international style, at home in Rome or London, but not out of place in Nashville or Inglewood, and equally well suited to South Africa and Australia." You know, all over Teegeeack.
We believe that Katie, like at least one Operating Thetan, time traveled to the early 1960's, and gained invaluable fashion inspiration. Here are some photos of Katie during that pivotal journey back in time.
Here, behold the inspiration behind Katie's creations in their proper setting. We believe the photo above shows Katie, sporting hair as golden as the Scientology logo, graciously serving L. Ron Hubbard himself.
Here, Katie joyfully serves the young Tom Cruise.
We have some suggestions for Katie's next Xenu couture line. We like the idea of the retro-future look.
We think the giant alien head look suits Scientologists well. Also, we think the helmet would effectively neutralize any evil transmissions emitting from Marcab.
We think this little number sums up the Scientologists' mindset beautifully. In fact, we think our couture suggestions score a perfect 150 on the E-meter.
Apr
08
08
GeeNeeUz!
Wow, that million dollars spent on advanced lessons for a two-year-old seems to have been a great investment!
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