Results tagged “Kanye West” from Mamarazzi

Here's a day-after-Thanksgiving treat for you: a costume party where celebrities come dressed as part of a Thanksgiving dinner.

Here's Katy Perry
Thanksgiving dinner
as a couple of slices of breast meat

Rihanna's hair
Thanksgiving dinner
as the sweet potatoes

Jon Gosselin's midsection
Thanksgiving dinner
as a Jell-O mold

Rihanna's right thigh
Thanksgiving dinner
as a drumstick

Fergie
Thanksgiving dinner
as a can of cranberry sauce

Adam Lambert
Thanksgiving dinner
as a relish tray

Thanksgiving dinner
or maybe just a pickle in his pocket, if you get our drift

Janet Jackson
Thanksgiving dinner
as the stuffing

Nicole Kidman
Thanksgiving dinner
as the tablecloth your mother forgot to iron

Courtney Love
Thanksgiving dinner
as a hangover

and Kanye West
kanye-west
as the turkey.


What do you call someone who won't shut up, won't get off center stage, and won't control his temper?

a. a toddler
b. Kanye West
c. all of the above

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We're not just bloggers; we're mothers. And we've just about had it Kanye West.

Apparently he's reached his terrible thirties, and as much as we'd like to be objective and reporter-y, our parenting instincts keep taking over.

We feel a strong urge to give Kanye a serious come to Jesus dressing-down, send him to his room for a time-out, and then mock him on our blog.

Why? Kanye just had another tantrum. Yes, again. This time he blew up at a waitress about some chicken he wasn't offered. And when she brought him some, he took one bite and threw it out.

That's it, Kanye. Time for a time-out.

No talk show or award ceremonies for you, young men. Not until you behave!

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Yes, you can bring your bear with you. Now go to your room!

Photos courtesy of vibe.com and boombox.com.

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