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It all makes sense now. Courtney Love wants to make herself ugly, not because she's cracked out but because she's advertising the advantages of being #2. Take that any way you like.

She wants the world to know that she's relevant, hot, I'm broke again, somebody please buy my latest collection of blithering ravings new album and madly talented.

She claims that she's better because she dresses like a thrift store hooker is homely.

"I'm better because I was never pretty. Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder. That's why pretty girls never threaten me - it's like, yeah, you want to take me on? Take me on. Go for it."

We see the logic, but really Court, you're allowed to make yourself look like a person who didn't just crawl out of the sewer.


Here's a day-after-Thanksgiving treat for you: a costume party where celebrities come dressed as part of a Thanksgiving dinner.

Here's Katy Perry
Thanksgiving dinner
as a couple of slices of breast meat

Rihanna's hair
Thanksgiving dinner
as the sweet potatoes

Jon Gosselin's midsection
Thanksgiving dinner
as a Jell-O mold

Rihanna's right thigh
Thanksgiving dinner
as a drumstick

Fergie
Thanksgiving dinner
as a can of cranberry sauce

Adam Lambert
Thanksgiving dinner
as a relish tray

Thanksgiving dinner
or maybe just a pickle in his pocket, if you get our drift

Janet Jackson
Thanksgiving dinner
as the stuffing

Nicole Kidman
Thanksgiving dinner
as the tablecloth your mother forgot to iron

Courtney Love
Thanksgiving dinner
as a hangover

and Kanye West
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as the turkey.


We've blogged before about Courtney Love's habit of ranting unintelligibly on twitter--going off on a wide variety of targets, including Hole band mates, financial mismanagement, and the military/industrial complex.

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And now her daughter Frances Bean just delivered a major twitslapTM to Ali Lohan for no reason. At least, not one we can figure out.

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On the left, Frances Bean Cobain. On the right, Ali Lohan. Photo courtesy of The Sun.

(OK, the dress is heinous. A little black dress with lace cut-outs is inappropriate evening wear for a 15 year old. That's the kind of dress we'd expect to see on the likes of Megan Fox. But Alli's a 15-year-old Lohan. We don't expect her to go out at night wearing a cute little dress from Nordstrom's Brass Plum.)

What did Frances Bean tweet? Glad you asked:

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your (sic) not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognisable (sic) name.

Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your a** off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one.

Notoriety for who you are and notoriety for the work you produce are two completely different things.

I understand that you have been brought up in an environment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse.

You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous.

Your career choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it.

I recognize that I might come across as harsh and no, I don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you.

You blatantly don't care how your (sic) recognized, its (sic) the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea.

Well, I'm ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you.

I would rather die a most painful death the (sic) be associated with the kind of career your (sic) trying to make for yourself.

I hope I'm wrong because generally I'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

And now it looks like both Courtney and Frances have deleted their twitter accounts. Which is a shame, at least as far as Frances is concerned. For one thing, her grammar, spelling, and punctuation are better than 90 percent of the material on the web. They're almost as good as ours.

Also? We were hoping Dina Lohan would step in to defend Ali. We wee picturing an epic Courtney Love/Dina Lohan smackdown, and frankly, the idea that it'll never take place is making us weep a little bit.

Do your kids ever tell you you're embarrassing?

That's a rhetorical question. OF COURSE THEY DO.

Well, next time it happens, show them these pictures of Courtney Love.

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Pictures courtesy of Sun.uk

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And then tell them that Courtney posted them to her twitter account.

They might not say "Wow, Mom, you're so much cooler than Courtney Love!" Maybe they'll just roll their eyes at Courtney's craptastic PhotoShop skills.

Whatever. We'll take it.

Courtney, thank you for making us look good. Again.

God bless the internet. What did we ever do without it? We don't need to read second-hand reports of celebrities making fools of themselves in People magazine anymore. We can sit at home in luxurious ease while celebrity idiocy is beamed straight to our laptops.

Our latest favorite is Courtney Love, who all by herself, is reason enough for TMZ.com and twitter to exist. First of all, there's this priceless TMZ footage, where girlfriend can't resist the opportunity to display the contents of her purse and dazzle everyone with her knowledge of Edgar Allan Poe.

Courtney Love - Bag Lady

"I'm still famous! No really! I am!"

And as if that weren't enough, Love also used her twitter account to blast former Hole member Eric Erlandson and broadcast her ignorance of contract law. Seems our Courtney wants to release a solo Hole album.

uh i just hear that a former guitar player is saying i cant use my name for MY band, hes out of his MIND, he may want to check the trademark

and his amex "Disease Model Tour" Bills, and umm, lets see his 99 usage of that amex and his 01 usage of wow 298K?198,000DOLLARS? Hole is

MY Band MY name and MY Tradmark he also might want to check his TAXES versus my redone Taxes on a bogus ssn, and talk to @Perezhilton's

Crook CPA Accoutancy Firm COUGHS then VOMITS< who pay themselves something liek 350,000 a week and then dump 38,ooo into shell corps

In 2006 Steves went and s corped the name HOLE INC noone knows where probably Deleware, But its NOT worth getting into illtell you that

Buying me some Fish Fingers in 1989 is not really a concept i can relate too after stealing from me and particpating in stealing from mykid

Earth to Courtney, earth to Courtney; ceiling cat says put down the crack pipe. You are a solo artist now, and Hole is the name of a band.

Either that, or the space between your ears.

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