You know, some celebrity endorsements make a lot of sense. Like Farrah Fawcett for shampoo.
Or Elizabeth Taylor for junk food:
(If only someone had told her to back away from the chocolates.)
Nicole Kidman for Botox
and Bob Dole for Viagra.
Other endorsements make us go "hmmm," like OJ Simpson for Hertz
(Does Hertz even rent Broncos?)
or "wtf?" like Donald Trump for his pointer finger The World's Greatest Combover.
OK, FINE. It's the world's greatest steak. We suppose.
Well, Tori and Dean have started promoting toilet paper. Apparently it has to do with how you like your toilet paper to go into the holder. Apparently she likes the paper on top, and he's more of a bottom. We can see it now: "Cottonelle. Because that's how we roll."
Anyway, here they are endorsing Cottonelle,
unless it's puppies. Or wearing more makeup than a trannie going out on Halloween as Joan Crawford: The Later Years.
We wonder how much they're getting paid to make us associate them with assholes. We suspect the answer is "not enough."
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