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Miley Cyrus Pictures, Images and Photos

America's current Teen Queen (until the Disney machine has her permanently replaced by Selena Gomez) Miley Cyrus was interviewed in Dublin last week local talk show, Xpose, during which is proceeded to chastise both Madonna and Angelina Jolie for "parading their kids" in front of the public eye... Miley, "really disagrees with it as the children have no say."

Which, ok. Sure Miley. Go ahead and climb up on that high horse and remind Madonna and Angelina that they should hole those kids of theirs up and stick to Internet shopping and whatever and you'll just continue to swivel your (minor aged) hips around in booty shorts and whatever, but um... Mamarazzi can't help but wonder, what with your Stand on Permission and all, about this little gem you posted on your website last week... you know, the video of your 9 year old sister dancing to "Smack This":

While Mamarazzi surely hopes you (or your parents) received Noah's written consent (and let's face it, Noah is headed down Disaster Lane) Mamarazzi would also like to take a moment to remind you that people who live in Disney houses of glass with Billy Ray Cyrus shouldn't throw stones.

Dear Billy Ray:

Are you mental, or do you just think we're forgetful?

Let us help you out here; we're not forgetful. We remember your dumb-ass Achy Breaky Heart song and the mullet that went with it.

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Photo courtesy of ScrapeTV.com

We remember the the nude picture of Miley that showed up in Vanity Fair. And the provocative father/daughter shots of you and Miley.

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Photo courtesy of Gothamist.com

Not to mention Miley's MySpace self-portraits.

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Complete with duck lips.

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Photo courtesy of ThisisBandit.com

We even remember hearing about you telling Miley to get back on twitter. (Tell us why again? Because she wasn't getting enough publicity?)

But now? Now your nine-year old daughter goes to a Halloween party dressed as ... what is this, anyway? A Hoochie Witch?

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Whatever it is, it's bad. So guess what? You just won the Mamarazzi "Bad Dad o' the week" award.

(But don't get excited. It's only Monday. Some other idiot might screw up before Friday.)

Now please get lost. And take your soul patch with you.

The Mamarazzi

p.s. As skinny as Noah is, you somehow managed to find her a hootchy witch outfit that was too tight. Way to go, mullet head!

"Noah Lindsey Cyrus & Emily Grace Reaves, with Emily's dog Bunny, pose for the cameras at Brittany Curran's Retro 50's Poolside Bash on Saturday, May 30 in Burbank sporting Juicy Couture vintage bathing suits. The two friends filmed an episode of their Noei and Ems Show at the party. So pretty!" -Link via Jezebel

Call the Mamarazzi "quaint" and "old-fashioned", but when porn stars remove pubic hair and make their genitals resemble 9 year-olds and 9 year-olds go out made up like porn stars, something seems dreadfully WRONG WITH OUR SOCIETY.


"She's beautiful, and I love her, and she can like, adopt me if she wants to."
- Miley Cyrus, on Best Actress nominee Angelina Jolie, to E! host Ryan Seacrest


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Mamarazzi excuses Miley for her apparent confusion between physical attraction and like, actual parenting, as there are no daddy/daughter pictures like this in any of our photo albums.


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