Cute girls like to travel in packs. It's the reason sororities exist. It's why we have The Rockettes. It may even be the reason women never seem to be able to go to the bathroom one at a time.
This is because if one cute girl is a sparkler, a group of cute girls is a fireworks display.
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Unfortunately, the same is true of douchebags.
Take an Ed Hardy-wearing, hair-plugs sporting cheating reality show dad, stand him next to Bristol Palin's baby daddy, take them to Times Square, dress them in matching peacoats, and what do you have?
A perfect storm of assholiness that threatens to engulf Manhattan.
