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Woman's Wear Daily reports that UK sportswear manufacturer Fred Perry has signed Amy Winehouse to design a collection that will debut in October.

It's supposed to be pink and black and consist of capris, polos, twin sets, and mini skirts.

Sounds wholesome! Which means something has gone askew somewhere. We don't know about you, but when we think about Amy Winehouse and fashion, we get an image of ballet flats

Pink London Sole ballet flats

mini skirts--fetish-y schoolgirl avatar ones

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wife beaters ... maybe with a "heroin chic" design

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tattoos

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and part pink thing on top of the head.

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Put it all together, roll it in cigarette ashes, and you get

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Are you buying it?

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You've watched beauty pageants on TV, right? Well yesterday, when Balloon Boy's dad won our BAD DAD o' the Week award, Pop Wino was probably all crying and fake-applauding, like the Mr. Congeniality he is.

Because he just won First Runner Up.

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Check out the rack on her! Oh, whoops ... that's my daughter.

Yesterday, a reporter asked Pop Wino how Amy was doing. You know, the daughter who goes in and out of rehab so often that the clinic's installing a revolving door? Here's what he said:

Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn't have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic.

Call us judgmental, but we disapprove of fathers who talk about their daughter's breasts. We were completely grossed out that time that Joe Simpson gushed about Jessica's boobs.

And while we admit that Amy looks better than she used to

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she still doesn't look as good as her Madame Tussaud replica.

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Quick--which one is the dummy?

We predict that Mitch is going to start angling for a boob job for the dummy any minute now.

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We'd Also Choose the Next Wife

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Amy Winehouse's parents say her husband Blake introduced her to the world of drugs.

Blake's mom, Georgette says Amy is the one who got Blake hooked.

Blake and Amy were divorced in July.

Shortly after the divorce, Georgette stole a steamy love letter Amy wrote to Blake--and sold it.

Amy is suing Georgette for copyright infringement, compensation, and if the rumors are true, may be trying to reunite with Blake.

We don't know who did what, but if our daughter-in-law went from

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we'd be spending our time keeping our son away from the likes of Courtney Love and Britney Spears, rather than wasting it selling stuff to the paparazzi.

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