Results tagged “Ali Lohan” from Mamarazzi

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Today, in case you hadn't noticed, is Thanksgiving and we at Mamarazzi have a lot to be thankful for. And because we're not bee-yatches all the time, we're thankful for nice stuff such as our families, friends, good health and good food on the table (Thanksgiving take-out? Don't mind if we do!).


We are extremely thankful that we're not married to Tom Cruise. We have enough crazy in our lives without being married to a loon who thinks he's the cock of the walk.

katie holmes slightly crazed 11/22/2009


We're pulling on a wishbone, hoping that Ali Lohan stops looking like she's 40 and please, please, please continues looking like the 15 year old chick she is.

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Lastly, we are thankful that our moms and paramount female role models aren't Shauna Sand. This reminds us: For Thanksgiving, we prefer all-natural, organic turkey breasts.

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We've blogged before about Courtney Love's habit of ranting unintelligibly on twitter--going off on a wide variety of targets, including Hole band mates, financial mismanagement, and the military/industrial complex.

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And now her daughter Frances Bean just delivered a major twitslapTM to Ali Lohan for no reason. At least, not one we can figure out.

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On the left, Frances Bean Cobain. On the right, Ali Lohan. Photo courtesy of The Sun.

(OK, the dress is heinous. A little black dress with lace cut-outs is inappropriate evening wear for a 15 year old. That's the kind of dress we'd expect to see on the likes of Megan Fox. But Alli's a 15-year-old Lohan. We don't expect her to go out at night wearing a cute little dress from Nordstrom's Brass Plum.)

What did Frances Bean tweet? Glad you asked:

This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your (sic) not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognisable (sic) name.

Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your a** off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one.

Notoriety for who you are and notoriety for the work you produce are two completely different things.

I understand that you have been brought up in an environment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse.

You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous.

Your career choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it.

I recognize that I might come across as harsh and no, I don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you.

You blatantly don't care how your (sic) recognized, its (sic) the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea.

Well, I'm ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you.

I would rather die a most painful death the (sic) be associated with the kind of career your (sic) trying to make for yourself.

I hope I'm wrong because generally I'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.

And now it looks like both Courtney and Frances have deleted their twitter accounts. Which is a shame, at least as far as Frances is concerned. For one thing, her grammar, spelling, and punctuation are better than 90 percent of the material on the web. They're almost as good as ours.

Also? We were hoping Dina Lohan would step in to defend Ali. We wee picturing an epic Courtney Love/Dina Lohan smackdown, and frankly, the idea that it'll never take place is making us weep a little bit.

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