Birds are chirping. The sun is warm. Tiny buds appear on the trees. This can mean only one thing:
SPRING CLEANING!!
Even celebrities have to occasionally take out the trash. Alec Baldwin is no exception. Spring is here and he needs to get a few things out of his life...
... such as that awesome Village People cop costume 1977. Alec got a lot of mixed reactions that Halloween.
It's hard to let this go, but Alec wore out the grooves on this gem. This heavenly music got Alec through many a lonely night.
This cereal was tasty, but what's left in the box is a tad stale. Out it goes!
Ahhh, Alec remembers painting by the numbers fondly. But Alec's in a sharing mood, so it's time to let Mork & Mindy smile upon new faces.
Lastly, Alec must part with this nearly five foot tall portrait of himself, commissioned by brother Billy as a gift to Alec's then-wife, Kim Basinger. Incredibly, Kim left this masterpiece to Alec after their divorce.
For reals, you can own a giant, vintage 1991 masterpiece of smarmy Alec sexily smiling upon you. Those eyes! Those Vinnie Barbarino LIPS! Oh, muses of the arts, we thank you for this most beauteous offering.
If we win this, and money is no object when it comes to such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, we'll hang it right next to our prized statue of Michael Jackson and Bubbles.
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