Results tagged “Aging Rock Stars” from Mamarazzi

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When we saw unretouched photos of Madonna's recent Vuitton photoshoot, we immediately identified: Just like us, Madge drains herself getting four kids out of bed, packing their school lunches, carpooling, then racing to the gym to maintain those gristle arms that her fifth child, Jesus, likes so much.

Then we saw this photo.

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We perused Madonna's 13-year old daughter Lourdes' fashion statement du jour. Lola's sporting J-Woww's Daisy Dukes, The Situation's white framed sunglasses, Snooki's mom's New Jersey chic tee shirt, wow, Lourdes sure loves her black pantyhose and HEL-LO! WHAT'S THAT ON LITTLE LOURDES' WRIST?! We're betting that's not a sanctioned item in Macy's Material Girl line.

Sooooo... Madonna and child spend quality time together grooving to Bob Marley in a haze of sweet, sweet smoke?

Now we have a whole new insight into Madonna's beat appearance. It's her new oh so chic sleepy stoner look.

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Photos: Vuitton, Bauer- Griffin

Ronnie Wood

Dear Bimbo:

You've got to be kidding. He's 42 years older than you; he's an alcoholic who regularly sucks down two bottles of vodka a day, and he's just been arrested for beating you.

Ronnie Wood

Look, if you want money, there are easier ways to earn it. Like reality shows. Or the lottery. Or selling your soul to the devil.

Anything's better than having sex with a cigar store Indian.

Ronnie Wood

Even if it gives a whole new meaning to the word "Wood."

Smooches,
The Mamarazzi

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